alt Hacker NewsUhh, here's the problem, I'm sort of stuck travelling into the future at a more or less constant rate. I don't know how to stop doing that...
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lxgr • yesterday at 2:21 PM
Have you tried asymptotically approaching the speed of light?
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layer8 • yesterday at 1:49 PM
I regret to inform you that as a consequence of that sustained time travel, your mind and body will be slowly deteriorating and you’ll sooner or later end up dead.
autarch • yesterday at 1:49 PM
Just go to your local shop and buy some time brakes. That's the safest course of action until this is repaired.
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Unless you can stop, I'm afraid this will cause almost certain death.