That was hilarious, uncannily accurate in some places.

  A romantic of the motherboard who thinks software engineering peaked at Xerox PARC and spent 2025 auditing every Show HN for missing source code while mourning the death of the em-dash. You will develop an LLM-powered sentiment analyzer that specifically detects when tech executives use 'fond farewell' to describe mass layoffs.

  ▲ Ask HN: Is there any way to travel without 24/7 neural-link monitoring?
  ▲ Mozilla CEO calls 15th rebranding to 'VibeBrowser' a 'bold pivot'
  ▲ Minimalism in the 2030s: Living on 8kb of memory for a week