Haha ouch. Some things I'd disagree with, but these had me laughing pretty hard:

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Posts You'd Upvote in 2035

1. Show HN: A compiler that refuses to build if the technical debt is too high for a junior(github.com)

2. Ask HN: How do I prove my identity to my fridge without using a Google/Apple pubkey?

3. The last human-written HTML file was just committed to the Library of Congress