ggm sez >"I'm going to give blowing willow smoke up my Anus a miss, if that's ok. "<

Speaking of which, here lie several drawings of people blowing smoke up a miss's ass FWIW:

https://allthatsinteresting.com/blowing-smoke-up-your-ass

While more hygienic than mouth-to-mouth resuscitation + CPR, I suspect legal complications would render the technique non-preferred today.

BTW the lady depicted in the first drawing has few, if any, clothing undergarments for a married woman of the year 1746. Indeed for any woman, any year.