I think it is the single most convincing proof that we are being secretly replaced by lizard people with 8 fingers!

You probably didn't grow up with horrors like the WordPerfect function key strip or being faced with a keyboard like that on the ZX80/81/Speccy etc.

They aren't always the same: https://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20110809-00/?p=99...

Also, even when they are the same, on certain laptops you literally hit the key-rollover problem.