Let's Windowsify it.
"Welcome to your Volvo, let's get started"
"Please wait while we prepare your car!"
"Something went wrong."
https://bobistheoilguy.com/forums/threads/if-microsoft-built...
If microsoft built cars (joke) (2004)
Possibly better reference:
https://trillian.mit.edu/~jc/humor/WindowsVsCars.html Comparing Microsoft Windows With Cars
"If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon"
https://bobistheoilguy.com/forums/threads/if-microsoft-built...
If microsoft built cars (joke) (2004)
Possibly better reference:
https://trillian.mit.edu/~jc/humor/WindowsVsCars.html Comparing Microsoft Windows With Cars
"If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon"