Help my website is too small

I can imagine this job website implemented this criterion to guard against some kind of abuse but I cannot imagine what that abuse might look like or how this prevents it.

I like to complain about bloated websites as much as the next guy, but isn’t one of the curses of the modern web precisely that the main response often doesn’t contain more than some linked scripts and is thus very small? How many of these emails do they send?

Sir, you owe me a new keyboard... you made me snort-coff my coffee onto it.

This is ridiculous. Old schoolers like me were taught to minimise the size of whatever you serve on a site, as much as possible, when learning web design and web programming. If you didn't use any JPEG and GIF optimisers, or HTML and Javascript you were berated (this was before Flash). You were taught about browser caching and its importance. Most WYSIWYG applications e.g. Macromedia (now Adobe) Dreamweaver had a feature where you set an internet connection speed and it would tell you how much time each web page you created would take to load on such a connection. It would even tell you what element in a page would take the longest to load.

Today's "10 MB minimum" videos on the background web pages (half of it made up of ads) is just so irritating, and disappointing.

One of my friend works at Microsoft / LinkedIn, and when he asked me (7+ year ago) how the LinkedIn Mobile app could be improved, I advised him to reduce its size and make it as responsive as possible over the slowest mobile connection in India. And the indian team did do that and my friend later told me that the US office noted their work and commendedthem for it. (There are 100 million Indians on LinkedIn - https://www.forbesindia.com/article/take-one-big-story-of-th... ).

Easy fix: add a gajilion tracking scripts