exactly, the real question is what the elves are doing while they’re unseen.

joe8756438 • last Friday at 6:42 PM • 4 replies • view on HN

ok_dad • last Friday at 6:53 PM

They keep the universe running.

amarant • last Friday at 10:04 PM

I can answer the what, that parts easy!

The real question is WHY they keep stealing my underwear and left-foot socks?

johnea • last Friday at 8:49 PM

We should've asked Terence McKenna...

It could be a subspecies of the "machine elves"...

bell-cot • last Friday at 6:57 PM

Making toys, caring for reindeer, sleight maintenance, ...

And spook work for His Jolliness' Secret Service, to keep their Naughty and Nice databases current.

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