> a new Dell isn’t that bloated.
At least a new Mac doesn’t try to serve you ads in the app launcher.
A new ${computer_brand} with Linux doesn't show you any ads, doesn't add more bloat than you let it, doesn't insist on you creating any iCloudy or Microsofty accounts, doesn't try to police what software you run on the thing, doesn't try to upsell you to some ${precious_metal} plan, doesn't insist your 5 year new computer is obsolete, doesn't spy on you, etcetera.
What are you waiting for?
what about iCloud and News?