If it is for those people who barely grasp the slightest thing about what’s going on on-screen, I could grant them that, if they’d let me turn it off. In the days before jailbreak became basically impossible, setting the animation duration to zero was a blessed, incredibly satisfying thing. It’s exactly what I want. Just do the transition in zero seconds.

My iPhone 15 can’t even catch my first 1-2 keystrokes on the keyboard, multiple times a day, but boy howdy does it have the time and the cycles to animate that f*%ker into view. The disrespect for my time and my needs is so obvious.