>There's no legitimate purpose in bringing crayons and a coloring book
Presumably there might be children (or very bored adults) at the event?
Perhaps so.
But that's not a legitimate use.
And the crayons' delicious nature can be used to distract and bribe the constabulary.
Perhaps so.
But that's not a legitimate use.
And the crayons' delicious nature can be used to distract and bribe the constabulary.