Sci-Hub rules:

    1. You do not talk about Sci-Hub.
    2. You do NOT talk about Sci-Hub.
    3. If a download says "Stop," goes limp,
       or taps out, that download is over. 
    4. Only two tries per mirror. 
    5. One download at a time. 
    6. Shirt and shoes optional. 
    7. Downloads will continue until publicly funded
       research is widely distributed. 
    8. If this is your first time at Sci-Hub, you
       have to download something interesting,
       actually read at least part of it, learn
       something, and then fight ignorance and/or
       stupidity with it.