It will turn out we just need to sit in a box for 15 minutes a day to pound us with magnets, sound waves, and hardcore vibrations to live to 125
also living on 600 calories a day of course
Heavy metal stops Alzheimer's! Yeah! \m/_(>_<)_\m/
Huh? What did you say? You'll have to speak up louder, though.
Don't forget near infrared lasers for some photobiomodulation!