Hold on. In a few days we are going to find some narco-terrorists there as well.
It has enough oil and gas reserves to warrant some freedom™. People there need democracy for God's sake!
Honestly, for a "terrorist" he was treated quite nicely. You would think there would have been photos of him captured with a black eye or something but it is just a picture of him holding a water bottle. Then they made the vice-president the new president. I feel like the Prime Minister of Greenland won't be treated as nicely.
Have you seen how much white powder there is in Greenland?
Make Greenland green again!
or wmd, or poor locals need saving from chemical weapons attacks from their own govt. the funniest spin i heard was some clown trying to say that by taking greenland the us would be strengthening nato!
Some say Maduro's long-lost Danish cousin lives there.
The president said the reason we toppled Venezuela was for oil. We're past false pretenses. His apparatus still comes up with the false pretenses, but it seems like it's more out of habit and stemming revolution more than acting on the president's behalf.