An investment broker comes to an old German still keeping money in a bank.

   - Look, Americans announced plans to get Greenland and extract all the resources! It's time to invest in the stock market!
   - But what if Denmark disagrees?
   - Don't worry! America will just take it anyway!
   - And if Denmark resists?
   - Then America will invade!
   - But what if NATO collapses when America attacks a member state?
   - Well... then America won't survive alone in a hostile world.
   - And if America collapses?
   - Mein Herr... then surely it's worth losing a few thousand euros just to watch that spectacle, no?