I read your comment as a joke, but in case if was a defense, or is taken as a defense by others, let me help you punch up your writing for you:

"[Person who is financially incentivized to make unverifiable claims about the utility of the tool they helped build] said [tool] [did an unverified and unverifiable thing] last month"

>In the last thirty days, I landed 259 PRs -- 497 commits, 40k lines added, 38k lines removed.

Is anyone with or without AI approaching anywhere near that speed of delivery?

I don’t think my whole company matches that amount. It sounds super unreasonable, just doing a sanity check.

Back in my day, honest to God humans wrote all code, and certainly never introduced any bugs.

Back-peddling this tweet to 99% in 3, 2, 1.