Looked for a way to install/actually set up something.

> Before configuring pgX, you need to set up PostgreSQL metrics collection:

Click the link.

> Prerequisites > PostgreSQL instance > Scout account and API credentials > Scout Collector installed and configured (see Quick Start)

Multiple clicks to find out I need a separate account somewhere (wth is scout?). That's gonna be a no from me dawg.

At least when places like Datadog do content marketing they provide ways to monitor the services using tools that don't require paying them money.