I only use handmade artisanal networking equipment.

> Military grade: mass produced by the lowest bidder

This

In the military, military grade is a synonym for crap

Well, not mass produced enough.

Common mass produced products manufacturers have incentives to not mess-up too badly: recalls or warranties on such scales are a nightmare.

With military contracts, its a paid maintenance opportunity.

There are plenty of things where mil spec is extremely strict and high quality. They wont be sold to consumers as they are priced accordingly