As TFA mentions, Unix/POSIX locking is insane.

Note that this page is slightly outdated wrt. flock(). From the manpage (online at https://man7.org/linux/man-pages/man2/flock.2.html):

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       Since Linux 2.0, flock() is implemented as a system call in its
       own right rather than being emulated in the GNU C library as a
       call to fcntl(2).  With this implementation, there is no
       interaction between the types of lock placed by flock() and
       fcntl(2), and flock() does not detect deadlock.  (Note, however,
       that on some systems, such as the modern BSDs, flock() and
       fcntl(2) locks do interact with one another.)

   CIFS details
       Up to Linux 5.4, flock() is not propagated over SMB.  A file with
       such locks will not appear locked for remote clients.

       Since Linux 5.5, flock() locks are emulated with SMB byte-range
       locks on the entire file.  Similarly to NFS, this means that
       fcntl(2) and flock() locks interact with one another.  Another
       important side-effect is that the locks are not advisory anymore:
       any IO on a locked file will always fail with EACCES when done
       from a separate file descriptor.  This difference originates from
       the design of locks in the SMB protocol, which provides mandatory
       locking semantics.

       Remote and mandatory locking semantics may vary with SMB protocol,
       mount options and server type.  See mount.cifs(8) for additional
       information.

   NFS details
       Up to Linux 2.6.11, flock() does not lock files over NFS (i.e.,
       the scope of locks was limited to the local system).  Instead, one
       could use fcntl(2) byte-range locking, which does work over NFS,
       given a sufficiently recent version of Linux and a server which
       supports locking.

       Since Linux 2.6.12, NFS clients support flock() locks by emulating
       them as fcntl(2) byte-range locks on the entire file.  This means
       that fcntl(2) and flock() locks do interact with one another over
       NFS.  It also means that in order to place an exclusive lock, the
       file must be opened for writing.

       Since Linux 2.6.37, the kernel supports a compatibility mode that
       allows flock() locks (and also fcntl(2) byte region locks) to be
       treated as local; see the discussion of the local_lock option in
       nfs(5).