I will admit the title was a bit of a gamble, but thank you for taking the time to read it and I'm glad that you enjoyed it in the end.
We recently had a post here where the claim being refuted was in quotes in the title, but half the comments were as if the article were making the claim, clearly indicating that people didn't read it (and don't understand how quote marks work).
From the other side of the table, I love performance comparisons, so I always read these things. I also enjoyed your commentary, thanks for writing it :)