This feels more like Copilot-as-platform-engineer to me

Yes indeed. 6 years of non-stop outages across the platform every month.

Even self-hosting would have been more stable than sitting on GitHub as predicted more than half a decade ago. [0]

Now there is no 'CEO of GitHub' to contact this time (Satya does not care).

[0] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22867803

I did not come to hacker news expecting comedy gold but you have done it my friend!