Denial: "These dependabot MRs aren't even fixing real security issues, these do not exist in the wild."

Bargaining: "Okay we'll fix them but we'll do it on a schedule, so that it doesn't interrupt sprints."

Anger: "Okay let's just yoink the package lock file how about that?"

Depression: [skip ci]

Acceptance: "So apparently copilot can do this..."