You are absolutely right is something some people in some variants of English say all the time.
It may grate but to me, it grates less than "correct" which is a major sign of arrogant "I decide what is right or wrong" and when I hear it, outside of a context where somebody is the arbiter or teacher, I switch off.
But you're absolutely wrong about youre absolutely right.
It's a bit hokey, but it's not a machine made signifier.
If AI generated content uses it significantly more than the average person then it is a machine signifier, even if some humans also use it.