Headline says “…if asked”
Article and facts are “…if served with a valid legal order compelling it”
∴ Headline is clickbait.
No, that's how I interpreted the headline.
You are arguing semantics, whereas the point is that A) they have your keys, and B) they will give them away if they will have to
asked, not ordered. Seems fine.
I would prefer “it is impossible for Microsoft to give the keys because that’s not how their encryption works”.