> Security aficionados pushing non-recoverable traps on people are plain disconnected from reality.
To be fair, if you inadvertently get locked out of your Google account "tough luck, should have used a different provider" and Gmail is a household name so ...
Less snarky, I think that there's absolutely nothing wrong with key escrow (either as a recovery avenue or otherwise) so long as it's opt in and the tradeoffs are made abundantly clear up front. Unfortunately that doesn't seem to be the route MS went.
Google has a pretty robust recovery process. Of course if you've given them absolutely nothing about them then forgotten your password, it's tough.