>Not crashed, not erroring, just... vibing. Sitting there. Motors off. Completely checked out.
>Doesn't crash. Doesn't throw. Just ghosts me.
>Same freeze. Same spot. Iteration 1,615. Every single time.
>It's not slow. It's not starved. It's blocked.
>The Reveal
>That's it. That's the fix. 8 hours of debugging. 2 lines changed. Hold the lock for less time. Tale as old as time.
>The Takeaways
>[the way the bulletpoint list is formatted]
pure AI slop. i'm appalled that this obvious garbage is on the frontpage. you even got the title from GPT, didn't you?
I stopped reading a couple paragraphs in because it felt so mechanical and AI generated. No personality to it.
Meh, I enjoyed reading it. I could be LLM-assisted but also I have a bunch of younger devs on my team who do actually write like this
You’re welcome to not like the article, and it can even be LLM-assisted, but that doesn’t mean it’s slop