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cratermoontoday at 1:13 AM2 repliesview on HN

If it moves and it shouldn't: duct tape

If it doesn't move and it should: WD-40


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wombatpmtoday at 4:46 AM

If it jams, force it. If it breaks it needed replacement anyway.

slumberlusttoday at 5:45 AM

And remember, if they don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!