This is certainly not going to cause any conspiracy-minded nutjobs to go berserk.
They will happily find anything to be upset about. With people like that, it’s never about the specific conspiracy, they just need any conspiracy and so will invent one if necessary.
It's not CERN. They're really into CERN for some reason.
At least it's not SERN, with their time machine hackable by a microwave :)