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Berlin: Record harvest sparks mass giveaway of free potatoes

100 pointsby novaRomyesterday at 7:15 PM74 commentsview on HN

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novaRomyesterday at 8:52 PM

Fun facts from Germany:

- Fresh Aldi potatoes are like 0.5 Euro per 1 Kilogram - basically the same price as 25 years ago when Euro currency was introduced

- Our national TV channel now shows a great collection of "potato recipes" videos on demand on its main page

- Price of McDonalds/BurgerKing fries is around 4 Euro, and 5-6 Euro as a street food

- Crisps like Pringles are like 15 Euro per 1 Kilogram (a typical 2.50 Euro for 175gm pack)

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Flaviusyesterday at 7:58 PM

This is a massive missed opportunity for financialization. We need a 3x Leveraged Bull Potato ETF immediately. Tokenize the crop, lock it in a vault and trade futures against the harvest. Why feed people for free when we could create artificial scarcity and pump the price 10x by next week?

McDonald’s fries pricing suggests the market has already priced in a massive supply squeeze. They are generating better margins on a sliced potato than the Central Banks get when they print fiat.

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solaticyesterday at 7:54 PM

> “There were pictures of huge mountains of ‘earth apples’,” she recalled, using the word Erdäpfel, an affectionate term for the potato sometimes used by Berliners

Fun fact: the Hebrew translation of potato, תפוח אדמה, is the portmanteau of "earth" (אדמה) and "apple" (תפוח).

If you should ever be so fortunate as to have too many potatoes, see if you can shred them with a food processor and combine with onion, egg, salt, and pepper to make potato kugel, which freezes exceptionally well.

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didgetmasteryesterday at 9:46 PM

Crops are a commodity where you can't instantly ramp up or down the supply to meet demand. Most require the better part of a year from seed to harvest. If it grows on trees, it can take years before they produce.

Forecasting crop output can also be tricky. Weather conditions, pests, or other things can lead to failed crops or bumper crops.

The life of a farmer can literally and figuratively be 'feast or famine'.

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chao-today at 3:01 AM

So this is a legit version of the Polish farmer who was robbed of 150 tons of potatoes after a fake social media post saying they were free?

https://www.vice.com/en/article/viral-free-potatoes-post-cos...

Good to see that not everything is awful all of the time.

scirobyesterday at 8:09 PM

It's good they didn't flood the market and tank the price.

It's real btw. I got a whole wagens worth and distributed amongst my neighbors

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arjieyesterday at 11:20 PM

Food abundance is crazy to have. Preservation techniques are incredible right now as well. They're no match for a fresh fruit, but if I can get thawed grapes through the year without seasons having significance I'll take them. I am constantly impressed by these seemingly mundane improvements to our lives over the years that have advanced science and development behind them.

rouanzatoday at 2:55 AM

Chop into fries, wash, quick boil 3 minutes, rinse with cold water, dry ( salad spinner works well). Fry in beef tallow and never use veg oil. Remove when crispy and place in drip basket. Season

dauertewigkeityesterday at 9:26 PM

All I want to know is if they are the floury kind or the waxy kind, or some in between hybrid. Floury potatoes are so hard to find these days. Almost everyone is growing these "allrounder" hybrids that cannot really be fried or roasted. I imagine these are also some kind of in between hybrid.

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seb1204yesterday at 9:10 PM

I heard the potato harvest was generally good in Germany. This particular company is rumored to transition to organic farming in the next season.

I think it is great to ensure the product gets used but I also heard that it puts many other potato farmers under price pressure in the area.

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Animatsyesterday at 8:45 PM

The US has a soy glut and a corn glut, and Germany has a potato glut. What to do with all those carbs? Feed cattle?

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president_zippytoday at 3:43 AM

I foresee a busy year for potato flour and MRE processing plants.

... And those little boxes of instant au gratin.

trhwaytoday at 2:52 AM

Surprisingly (for people who never lived in USSR/Russia :) Belarus and Russia have very tight supply of potatoes (after outright shortages in 2025) with Russia importing Chinese potatoes.

dr_dshivyesterday at 7:42 PM

Weird abundance problems. Should we get used to it?

labradoryesterday at 10:33 PM

Gemini 3.0 informs me that the surplus is so large it has overwhelmed the German biofuel industry capacity.

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