(Comedy writing mode ON: )

"We need to flatten the curve..."

(Comedy writing mode OFF: )

You know, to re-quote the powers-that-be and the mainstream news media...

What, no takers?

You know, "flatten the curve... of population increase?" -- what, still not funny?

Hey, I'm just re-quoting what other people said... (a whole lot of people, incidentally!) but in the context of the article, above!

What, still no takers?

You people have no sense of (dark, very dark, let's be completely honest about that!) humor!

:-)