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jgrahamcyesterday at 6:30 PM5 repliesview on HN

Phew, so we won't have to deal with the Year 2038 Unix timestamp roll over after all.


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Nitionyesterday at 10:01 PM

January 20, 2038

Yesterday as we huddled in the cave, we thought our small remnant was surely doomed. After losing contact with the main Pevek group last week, we peered out at the drone swarm which was now visibly approaching - a dark cloud on the horizon. Then suddenly, at around 3pm by Zoya's reckoning, the entire swarm collapsed and fell out of the sky. Today we are walking outside in the sun, seemingly unobserved. A true miracle. Grigori, who once worked with computers at the nuclear plant in Bilibino, only says cryptically: "All things come to an end with time."

devsdayesterday at 10:36 PM

It also means we don't have to deal with the maintenance of vibecoded production software from 2020s!

jacquesmyesterday at 6:32 PM

I suspect that's the secret driver behind a lot of the push for the apocalypse.

lysaceyesterday at 10:13 PM

Back in like 1998 there was a group purchase for a Y2038 tshirt with some clever print on some hot email list I was on. I bought one. It obviously doesn't fit me any longer.

It seemed so impossibly far away. Now it's 12 years.

octernionyesterday at 6:31 PM

that was precisely my reaction as well. phew machines will deal with the timestamp issue and i can just sit on a beach while we singularityize or whatever.

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