You won't be on the beach when you get turned into paperclips. The machines will come and harvest your ass.
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https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/
having played that when it came out, my conclusion was that no, i will definitely be able to be on a beach; i am too meaty and fleshy to be good paperclip
having played that when it came out, my conclusion was that no, i will definitely be able to be on a beach; i am too meaty and fleshy to be good paperclip