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Beestietoday at 3:31 PM3 repliesview on HN

Android: Here's the phone; knock yourself out

Apple: Father knows best (but Father is getting old and sometimes forgets things)

Windows: If only we understood what the ancestors knew


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lubujacksontoday at 3:44 PM

More like: Apple: Father died a while back, but Step-Father is here now and he doesn't love you.

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dgxyztoday at 3:54 PM

Android is more "here's a pocket panopticon we hope you won't unconfigure"

Apple is more "here's this refined product which we designated as refined after a heavy session snooting cocaine off a toilet seat"

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russdilltoday at 3:56 PM

Just to play both sides here, on pixel there is a news feed if you swipe the home screen right. It is now infused with ai summaries rather than the first few lines of the story with no way to go back.

Course, I can switch to a different launcher, but it makes it much less of a "batteries included" sort of product.

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