In Germany you’re actually not allowed to wash your car yourself unless on specific given premises designed the catch the car dirts in an ecological and previously bureaucratically approved way.

And I'd assume that you are American as you know what HFCS is, and assume menial labourers are brown.

Goes both ways. You’ve revealed yourself with “little brown strangers”, some weird ass European-style racism. I bet you’ve got a lot of strong opinions about different races of people from neighboring countries who look and sound only marginally different to yourself.