Everytime I heard agent I think "slave". It's beating around the bush by calling it an agent.

AI "agents" don't have "agency". They do what you want at your every whim (or at least they never say no). That's a slave.

Whenever I need to feel a little happier I look up "agentic" on ahdictionary.com just to see it's not a word again

It's more funny if you s/selves/elves/g