There are only two ways to give everyone a private dorm room:

1. Drastically reduce admissions until a 1:1 ratio of rooms to students is achieved. Once rooms are full, you have to reject students. Overall college admissions is cut significantly.

2. Massively increase tuitions so that more single-occupancy rooms can be built

So which one do you choose? I suspect most of these proposals rely on a world where money is infinite and nothing has to be sacrificed to get there.

Sounds good. How about a free emotional support pony while we're at it?

And people wonder why college tuition prices are so high.

[flagged]