Join the Church of Emacs, and you too can be a saint!
https://stallman.org/saint.html
Also join the Discordian society, and be a pope. You'll be a pope in the society anyway, whether you join or not, but it's more fun as a member.
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Also join the Discordian society, and be a pope. You'll be a pope in the society anyway, whether you join or not, but it's more fun as a member.