there is TCL-TK. :)
Super easy to use, fast, almost zero ram usage and battle tested for 2 decades.
"Equally jarring and out-of-place on all platforms" isn't quite what I asked for, but I guess it's the next best thing! ;)
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"Equally jarring and out-of-place on all platforms" isn't quite what I asked for, but I guess it's the next best thing! ;)