> (except maybe when businesses tried to overthrow the government in the 30s but we don't talk about that)
That doesn't feel familiar at all! This clearly is just yet another wrong, completely bonkers conspiracy-theory! Just like all the others! No cheese pizza eating billionaires would ever even think of this!
Did you drop your /s? (or, alternatively: I just don't know what's /s and what's not anymore?)
Not sure whether you're being sarcastic, either.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Business_Plot