> and nobody got into it because programming in Perl was somehow aesthetically delightful. (The language is referred to as write only line noise for a reason)

Today we call it "vibe coding" when people use an AI to write software without reading the code, or even learning how coding works. But people have been doing that for ages. Most "Perl programmers" back in the day never even attempted to learn the language, and often weren't software developers. But despite their horrible coding skills, the Perl worked anyway. And thus the language got a reputation for being hard to read, despite it being amazing that it worked at all.

Perl is still far and away my favorite language. I get things done so much faster in it, and programs I wrote 25 years ago work perfectly today on the latest systems. (Maybe that's the problem? If it were a real language, it would've broken 5 different times by now! And then I get paid to fix it... I think I understand software engineering now...)