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brentroosetoday at 10:24 AM6 repliesview on HN

A month ago, I went on a performance quest trying to optimize a PHP script that took 5 days to run. Together with the help of many talented developers, I eventually got it to run in under 30 seconds. This optimization process with so much fun, and so many people pitched in with their ideas; so I eventually decided I wanted to do something more.

That's why I built a performance challenge for the PHP community

The goal of this challenge is to parse 100 million rows of data with PHP, as efficiently as possible. The challenge will run for about two weeks, and at the end there are some prizes for the best entries (amongst the prize is the very sought-after PhpStorm Elephpant, of which we only have a handful left).

I hope people will have fun with it :)


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Tade0today at 1:33 PM

Pitch this to whoever is in charge of performance at Wordpress.

A Wordpress instance will happily take over 20 seconds to fully load if you disable cache.

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ge96today at 6:20 PM

5 days to 30 seconds? What kind of factor/order of magnitude is that damn

What takes 5 days to run

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gib444today at 1:08 PM

> A month ago, I went on a performance quest trying to optimize a PHP script that took 5 days to run. Together with the help of many talented developers, I eventually got it to run in under 30 seconds

That's a huge improvement! How much was low hanging fruit unrelated to the PHP interpreter itself, out of curiosity? (E.g. parallelism, faster SQL queries etc)

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CyberDildonicstoday at 5:45 PM

Using a language that is 100x slower than naive native programs to do a "speed challenge" is like spending your entire day speed walking to run errands when you can just learn how to drive a car.

user3939382today at 1:23 PM

exec(‘c program that does the parsing’);

Where do I get my prize? ;)

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onion2ktoday at 4:04 PM

A month ago, I went on a performance quest trying to optimize a PHP script that took 5 days to run. Together with the help of many talented developers, I eventually got it to run in under 30 seconds.

When people say leetcode interviews are pointless I might share a link to this post. If that sort of optimization is possible there is a structures and algorithms problem in the background somewhere.

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