The unconditional loyalty and love is what disgusts me about dogs. Unconditional renders it meaningless and worthless.
It's actually not that unconditional, and is something you have to work for. They will of course be happy that you come from work and show affection as they are social animals, but there are definitely different levels of affection even within a single household.
Don't sell yourself short, I'm sure you could alienate a dog.