Yeah; that and spam texts. "I have no idea who the person you were trying to reach is, but, yes, the recent weather patterns have created strange surges in my dishwasher. The karmic energy of my spoons is all off. I am interested in having you maintain all my appliances. I'm a landlord and own 25 nude goat yoga worship rooms. They go through a lot of dishes!"

Bonus points if it correlates the spam texts with follow up phone calls from the spammers.