To everyone else who reads this and thinks to themselves "Man, this guy has a refined palate that PG doesn't have. PG can't appreciate beauty", go take a look at the Nautilus yourself https://glennbradford.com/products/patek-philippe-nautilus-0...
It looks like an Aliexpress Timex.
I was not expecting it to be this ugly.
You are pointing to an outlier that is not expensive due to its beauty but historical significance. Typical expensive watches look normal and beautiful:
https://www.iwc.com/gb-en/watches/pilot-watches/iw388106-pil...
https://www.omegawatches.com/en-gb/watch-omega-speedmaster-m...
https://www.rolex.com/watches/submariner/m124060-0001