"Why do you wear that toy on your head?" "Because if I wear it anywhere else it chafes"

"A laser is a beam of coherent light." "Does that mean it talks?"

"Your stutter has improved." "I've been giving myself shock treatment." "Up the voltage."

"In the immortal words of Socrates, who said, 'I drank what?'"

"Is there anything I can do for you? Or...more to the point... to you?"

"Can you drive a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?" "...not right now." "A girl's got to have her standards."

"What are you looking at? You're laborers, you're supposed to be laboring! That's what you get for not having an education!"

-- I'm sure I could remember more if I thought about it for a bit. That movie made quite an impression on young me.