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A useless infinite scroll experiment

44 pointsby dolin_chlast Friday at 5:03 PM24 commentsview on HN

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nayukitoday at 8:11 AM

Windows autoscroll makes this game too easy. This feature was introduced a very long time ago, possibly with the IntelliMouse in the year 1996. Press on the scroll wheel (considered to be middle-click) and release the button, which overlays a little scroll guide circle. Move the mouse down to begin scrolling, and don't touch anything else. Click any mouse button to stop scrolling. (Another variant is to click and hold the wheel button, move the mouse down to scroll, and release the button to stop.)

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sebastiennighttoday at 6:58 AM

Nice. I will now start using it when I feel a compulsive need to escape boredom during unfocused Zoom calls.

A few remarks:

- some sentences (many) seem to be cut off on desktop. I only see, eg. "content to keep the site from going viral" or "around here. We're not that ambitious".

- It's interesting that for users who have their device set to the superior scrolling direction ("reverse" scrolling, drag your fingers up to see what's at the top), your website behaves correctly but gives the opposite feeling. It's the first webpage where I've ever felt like "normal" scrolling (drag your fingers down to pull the page down) would be more natural.

- scrolling for long enough to get the first sound effect was quite a surprise

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adzmtoday at 8:02 AM

Won't this lose precision as you near the limits of a double? Or is it using BigInt behind the scenes?

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fredelttoday at 8:15 AM

What a great time, accompanied by smiles at the punchlines. I love the idea. Thank you for the time wasted.

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totetsutoday at 6:38 AM

iOS health app could track this like steps. Total distance scrolled on your phone.

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orthoxeroxtoday at 7:16 AM

Finally, a website that makes me feel like activating a superpower when I unlock the scroll wheel on my mouse.

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rkomorntoday at 6:22 AM

"This scroll will get you nowhere."

I disagree. It has gotten me to being entertained.

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dolin_chlast Friday at 5:10 PM

Small experiment about infinite scrolling.

It converts scrolling into a measurable distance.

The more you scroll, the more the site reminds you you're still scrolling.

fuidanitoday at 6:18 AM

you made my day!

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lekirostoday at 7:50 AM

[dead]

leosancheztoday at 5:51 AM

Did I hear a moan after pausing around 200m ?

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gus_massalast Sunday at 3:01 AM

Can you add an option to switch to feet? :)

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