as of this moment I
officially resigned from my job as
software engineer and will take up work
on the farm shoveling pig shit and
administering anal suppositories to sick
horses because that will be a thousand
times more tolerable than being in the
same industry as dipshits like you
I'm reminded of the "MongoDB is WebScale" video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2F-DItXtZs