It's clever and funny, but nobody is legitimately near AGI, and their own AML Corp link proves Altman believes as much:

> Achieving AGI, he conceded, will require “a lot of medium-sized breakthroughs. I don’t think we need a big one.”

> At the Snowflake Summit in June 2025, Altman predicted that 2026 would mark a breakthrough when AI systems begin generating “novel insights” rather than simply recombining existing information. This represents a threshold he considers critical on the path to AGI.

Though I'm sure they'll try to change the charter before we get to that point, but yeah.