The very best part about English writing standards is that there are so many to pick from!
At the end of the day, it really is subjective: A reader either likes a style and/or finds that it is conducent to conveying meaning, or they do not.
(Speaking of unlikable styles, I'm just going to take the liberty to interpret the name-calling as your resignation on this matter. Have a nice day, comrade.)
> The very best part about English writing standards is that there are so many to pick from!
This monumentally misses the point.
> it really is subjective
And this is just the disappointing and flatly incorrect view I hoped not to see. Sigh. Have a great day/night buddy.