Moving fast, through the dark, wearing wiley coyote jet-powered roller skates, while simultaneously somehow gathering and smelling many previously undocumented specimens of rose along the way.

Not too surprising that stuff is often broken. I just wish it was more often broken in my favor!

(This wish is not abstract - my account had been bugged for 8 months+ to not experience any weekly usage metering. It only fixed itself a few days ago when my annual bill came through).